DietrichGebert / ponytail
JavaScript · GitHub Trending 5 Sep 2026 · 1,679 stars today
A tool that wants to do less

Every other agent tool measures output.

The second sentence in the description is a claim about what good work looks like: the best code is the code you never wrote. That inverts the thing everyone else counts, and it is the only sentence on the repo you could argue with.

The two sentences, taken apart

both quoted from the description
the persona

Think like the laziest senior dev in the room. Laziest is doing the work here, and senior is what keeps it from being an insult. A junior who writes nothing has shipped nothing. A senior who writes nothing has usually found the reason it was unnecessary.

sentence one
the metric

The best code is the code you never wrote. Every line has to be read, tested, and carried by somebody later, so the cheapest line is the one that never entered the diff. This is the claim the tool has to earn.

sentence two
0
lines is the target of a good session An unusual thing to optimise for, and one that no diff view rewards. Nothing in the description says how the tool decides when writing nothing is the right answer.

Laziest is a compliment here

The word only works because senior sits next to it. Together they describe a person who has already paid for the code they did not write, which is the experience the tool is trying to install.

What is not on this page

No rule list, no example refusal, no measure of lines avoided, no supported client. The trending description is two sentences and publishes none of it.

Concept mock, not affiliated with the project. The complete GitHub Trending description on 5 September 2026 is "Makes your AI agent think like the laziest senior dev in the room. The best code is the code you never wrote." The board quotes those two sentences and adds no mechanism, rule, or measurement, because that description publishes none. The zero is the target the second sentence implies, not a figure from the project.